Nobody beats the Northside Angels seven times in a row*!

The streak ended in week 7 against the Outlaw Nation! The phoenix is rising!!! Woooh!!!! And with a huge victory putting the NSA into the Top 10 Scores all time!

This was a week of blowouts. There were no close match ups. Let’s get into it!

Northside Angels vs. Outlaw Nation

The Northside Angels exploded against the Outlaw Nation (now Spooky Bunnies) with a 207.14 to 141.09 win! The first of 3 rename matches, this wasn’t even the most lopsided. But it was the most important in the eyes of the commissioner and commentator so we start here!

The Bunnies continued with their QB play in Mahomes. He scored a generous 26.24 points with the returning Rashee Rice (19.70). Chris Olave (24.30) exploded against the Bears in the Saints loss and was followed by J. Warren (17.80) and the Patriots Def (18.15). Unfortunately for the Bunnies, the concussed and just bad Tua dropped negative points of -1.40.

This was not ideal and will now be a shotgunned beer starting Week 8!

Meanwhile…

The Northside Angels put up the 10th highest scoring game in Redzone history on Sleeper. 207.14 points with barely a couple left on the bench more. Whew. What an explosion!

Ja’marr Chase opened the week with 30.10 points in the Unc Bowl thanks to the Elite Dragon himself. Following that was about as good a week as possible with all other players scoring double digits with the lowest being Woody Marks (11.00). Special shoutout to the best wavier pick up of the year in Daniel Jones (22.22) and the explosive Jahmyr Gibbs with 35.30!!

But the real heroes are my lovely, lovely Cowboys stack of Dak (23.26), Ferguson (21.90), and the returned Ceedee Lamb (19.50). The heart of the engine and the ones that will bring me to the promised land!

Troll Hunters vs <369 Cadets

The Troll Hunters secured a tremendous victory over the <369 Cadets with an 81.78 point margin of victory. HAMR’D was subsequently renamed for this shameful loss!

One may be forgiven as you scroll through the Hunters team as to why they scored 177.93 points. Skattebo (RIP as I write this) only had 16.90 and Jayden Daniels didn’t break 20 with 17.74 for the week. Jeanty scored less than 5 points! Harrison (6.80) barely got above 5 himself.

But then you get to those last 4 spots and you see why. First is Judkins with 26.40). Following that was Pittman and Addison both scoring 17.30 points! And then a nuke went off with Bo Nix in that crazy Denver-NY game. Nix score 39.96 points for the QB1 and Player1 for Week 7! Following that was an amazing 20.43 from the Houston DEF.

The Cadets would’ve had a tough climb even with all his players playing well against the Troll Hunters, but he got nothing and didn’t cross the 100-point mark for the week.

To be honest the only highlight of the week was the Triple Traitor, The Elite Dragon, Uncle Joe Flacco himself with 25.98 points and the W over Aaron Rodgers. Which must’ve sucked since that meant the Pitt DEF went -3.15 points and the Steelers lost. Just not the Cadets week.

River Gypsies vs. Fulton Jail Inmates

The Rier Gypsies almost had a re-naming opportunity, but sputtered out at the end and only won 138.66 to 93.45. The Inmates survive another week!

The Gypsies’ RB Jonathan Taylor (32.70) continued his reign of terror with his 5th week above 20 points and 3rd above 30 points. He is the #1 RB. RG followed up the #1 RB with the #2 TE McBride with a 29.40 game. Those two carried the week with some B tier support from Stroud at 13 points and Higgons with 18.60 points. The Elite Dragon is unlocking the Bengals players and is heaven sent to fantasy football players everywhere.

The almost re-named Inmates didn’t pass the 100-point mark like the Cadets, but at least had a couple highlight in AJ Brown putting up 26.10 on our Minnesota Vikings and 23.08 from Drake Maye. That second TD pass to Brown was just a backbreaker.

The Inmates would have been eligible for 1 shot gunned beer with a goose egg from Evans, just as an FYI.

Putt-Putt Bogey Boys vs. GotPawned

The last of our 50+ point victories was the Bogey Boys against the ones that re-named them, the GotPawned! It was a nice bit of payback one must say.

The Bogey Boys were led by the dynamic duo of Stafford (27.38) and Hurts 😦 (24.04) at QB and had a solid amount of help if you forget Goedert (4.80) and Waddle (2.00).

Devonta Smith (28.80) almost hit 30 points as he torched the Vikings Defense and Swift followed up with 20.30 points. Finally, Adams put up 3TDs on 35 yards in one of the most amusing 24.00 points by a WR in years.

All that was enough to run up 62 points on the faltering GotPawned. Aaron Rodgers (22.56) got second place in the Unc Bowl and McCaffrey put up an astounding 35.60 in their win against ATL. But that was it for the Pawned. He left a lot of points on the bench with the rest of his 8 players only scoring above 10 points once by 0.10 points (Dowdle – 10.10). GetPawned is really hoping Lamar can come back because the Fields experiment is looking closer to over than ever.

Match of the Week

Big City Hillbillies vs. Twin City Tree Cats

Our match of the week was the super close match between the BCH and the TCTCs. With a margin of victory of 34 points this was a squeaker of a matchup.

Our standings leader Hillbillies got to see Herbert throw up 27.90 points to lead his squad to victory this week. Javonte Williams continues to be the value play of the yar with 18.30 points and JSN pops of even more with 22.30 against Houston. Bijan somehow underperformed his projections with 18.20, which really just goes to show how spoiled the Hillbillies are at RB. Whew.

Now let’s not get crazy in saying the TCTC played well here, because they didn’t. They just lost by the least in the week. Dart did put up a great 28.42 points in Week 7 but I’m sure he’d trade it all back for his boy’s ankle in Week 8. Josh Jacobs had 18.30 and Warren with 16.90. And that’s all she wrote since we will not speak of Wentz.

P.S – This closest match up was also the second lowest combined score for the week. Behind RG vs. FJI.

Reports and Standings

My apologies once again for the delay. The foreseen circumstances were my celebrating heavily my first victory of the season and also running a 5k yesterday cold which has rendered me physically unable to compete. Alas, 34 years. It adds up.

Josh Allen Report:

Week	Points Scored	QB Rank	Weekly Rank	Year Long Rank
1	38.76	1	1	1
2	11.82	25	91	3
3	23.02	5	13	–
4	24.86	7	17	–
5	19.42	12	33	2
6	15.4	17	53	2
7	Bye	Bye	Bye	12 (Bye)

Josh Allen was on Bye, so it was a bit of a drop but an artificial one. We’ll keep it for the record!

Standings

Team	Record	Points For
Big City Hillbillies	6-1	1046
River Gypsies	5-2	993.27
Putt-Putt Bogey Boys	5-2	982.8
GotPawned (KM)	5-2	926.68
Spooky Bunnies (ON)	3-4	876.57
Fulton Jail Inmates	3-4	846.71
<369 Cadets	3-4	782.48
Troll Hunters	2-5	948.03
Twin City Tree Cats	2-5	915.89
Northside Angels	1-6	957.69*

The 1-6 Northside Angels currently have the 4th highest Points For and would make the playoffs if they started this week!

P.S. – Arsenal are the top of the table, but I’m sure they’ll bottle it.

*P.P.S – Technically if you include last years championship I had lost 7 games in a row.